Favorite Movies: Chicago (2002)
“They’d love you a lot more if you were hanged. You know why? Because it would sell more papers!”
Movies that fuck with my emotions
∟Mean Girls (2004)Don’t have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don’t have sex in the missionary position, don’t have sex standing up, just don’t do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.



